Church today was crowded. Some very dear friends (he was the former pastor) had returned for a visit. Jon had sound booth duty. I had forgotten some things at home and by the time I returned and collected the kids from Jon the pews were very full.
We found a small spot between two ladies about half way up the aisle. Everything was going fine and the kids were behaving very well. But I started to smell something. It was obvious that the lady on one side of us was having some serious stomach issues. And pretty soon we could smell it. It was bad, but I kept hoping that Dominic wouldn't notice. Not such luck!
In a very loud whisper that was heard for several pews around "Mommy, something stinks really bad." A pause and then in a slightly softer voice "Who farted?"