I watched several of my neighbor kids today and most of them were boys. So after an entire afternoon of playing you can imagine how dirty they were. When they all went home I had Dominic strip at the back door and go take a shower. He was insistent that he wasn't dirty enough for one and kept asking why he had to have one every single day.
"Dominic, you are nasty and I can't have you getting in bed that dirty!"
"But why? You aren't sleeping in that bed so why do you care how dirty it gets?"
He really doesn't get it, does he?