Smacking

"Mom, come here. Daddy did something wrong. You need to punish him."

"Okay, I'll give him a good smack. Will that work?"

"Yes, mommy."

So I gave Jon a big kiss. And then proceeded to give Dominic and Caitlin one too.

"NO! Don't Mommy. I didn't do anything wrong!"

Never did find out what it was that Jon did wrong.